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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Jenkins eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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