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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Buddy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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