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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Tilly eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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