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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Millie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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