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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Lola eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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