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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Lola eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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