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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Molly eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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