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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bella eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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