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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Smeagol eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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