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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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