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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Weasley eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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