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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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