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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Trotsky eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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