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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Worf eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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