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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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