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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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