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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Sugar eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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