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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Roxy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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