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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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