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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ginger eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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