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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dixie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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