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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Minnie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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