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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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