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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Maya eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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