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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rocky eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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