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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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