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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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