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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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