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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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