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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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