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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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