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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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