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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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