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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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