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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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