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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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