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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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