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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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