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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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