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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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