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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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