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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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