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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Snort eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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