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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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