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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Misty eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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