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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Gizmo eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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