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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Simba eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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