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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Toby eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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