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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Buddy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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