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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Luna eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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