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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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