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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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