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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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