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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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