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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Alfie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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