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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Alfie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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