Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.