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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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