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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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