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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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